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Post by Jon Maine » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 1:05 pm

Well I have told him what I think of his "RAMMING" which forgive me but sounds like a high pressure selling technique, surely this site is for guidance and not ramming.

I am bored with his perpetual website links which have made me crosser and crosser.

Lets hope rat appendage in the cold light of day shrinks to insignificance and withers away.

Can you believe he seems to think you have a mind control machine making everyone say what you want and he is the only one brave enough to front up to you?

Message for Patrick, I tried not to use small letters or joined up writing so it helps you understand.

PATRICK PERHAPS THERE ARE RECOGNISED STANDARDS OF BOTH ETHICS, MATERIALS AND TECHNIQUES WHICH IS WHY WE ALL SEEM TO BE BATTING THE SAME WICKET, SO WHY ARE YOU SO INTENT ON BEING ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH SOME IF NOT ALL OF THESE?

Oh and by the way Evelyn, have you got a mind con troll machine?

Patrick

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  • Post by Patrick » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 6:50 pm

    To be quite frank Evilwhine dear, I think you've overdone it on the charm here.

    Coudn't you tell it a bit more like it is. You know -with a bit of panache, some humour, that wicked little smile you give sometimes when you find lime in yer drawers?

    Don't overdo it with the truth though, that'd get in the way of your paranoia <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

    Pratprick, Prickprat, Ratpick - they all fit and they all feel fine!!!



    http://www.pdoyle.net


    Evelyn

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  • Post by Evelyn » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 8:04 pm

    Classic Troll - but it hasn't worked cos in general Gnatsprick the people here have minds of their own, I have no control over them whatsoever, as you are aware, and I'm very, very clued up on idiots like you. As are others. Hope you haven't spent too much time setting this one up. Wasted really.

    I'm sorry though I called you a tosser. That was wrong of me. I doubt you could even get it up - not old enough or clued up enough.

    So stop whining, you've been found out, nobody is going to turn against me and argue me off the site.

    So go play with your damp meter.


    Patrick

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  • Post by Patrick » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 8:52 pm

    My Dearest E’ tha’s venereal

    Oh dear,

    (by the way, I love Gnatsprick because: a) I love it when you talk dirty and b) it’s even better when you flatter me; but I digress…)

    The whole point of being a Tosser is that you don’t *have* to get it up and, seeing as I’m a pensioner, you accusing me of being too young is – well - positively orgasmic actually! And you wonder why I love you!

    But there is one thing I have to talk to you about E’ tha’s venereal dearest. It’s come to my notice that you’ve been downloading my photograph from my website (which in case you’d forgotten is http://www.pdoyle.net) and what’s more, my little vibrator fairies tell me you’ve been looking at it while you’re discharging your U2’s – you naughty little possum. Try not to get it too stained, I can only stand so many downloads…

    Now, I know you're just sitting there with your litte fingers poised, but take them out and put them back on the keyboard. Quote me happy - right now!

    Anyway, I’ll talk to you soon and, in the meantime, keep ‘em coming baby, the whole forum is lurvin it…….. <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)"> <IMG SRC="http://www.periodproperty.co.uk/discuss ... /smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)">(just how many smilies *are* there in an organism anyway (did I spell that right)?)

    Trpakirp xxx

    p.s. I’ve flattened the batteries in my damp meter – just how symbiotic does our relationship have to get before we’re declared an item?



    http://www.pdoyle.net


    Patrick

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  • Post by Patrick » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 9:16 pm

    Dearest E' tha's Venereal...

    I just had to post again because not only has something very exciting 'appened, but I need your advice too...

    I was lying on't sofa, watching those winter oldlimpets games and there were this long line o' blokes, all skating around wi' their bums up each other's noses.

    They were going faster and faster and faster and faster and suddenly....I'd fallen asleep an was dreaming of you, my dearest. An yer know what - I did a triple salko; all over t'sofa.

    Now, that's th'exciting bit out o'way, but what my wife needs to know now is how to clean it off.

    Do we use lime or do we use one o' them chemicals, like CIF er Cliteris Bang. She said as you're th'acknowledged expert on shite I should ask you.

    What der yer think oh gorgeous gussett?

    Yours till Gervase's cows come home; either that or allegorical exactitude returns to its former glory

    Kipcract (or Big Boy as you prefer to call me)



    http://www.pdoyle.net


    Evelyn

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  • Post by Evelyn » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 9:23 pm

    Ratsprick - in classic trollspeak - you are 'showing your true colours' and I reckon you've had more than enough rope.

    It's not even amusing, is it? Bit sad though.

    And you know - we are a pretty friendly bunch on this site in general (one or two exceptions, and we have disagreements at times ( hydraulic v non-hydraulic v hydrate v ready mix, that sort of thing...) and I reckon people who know me know the sort of person I am. It's not the person you would like to think I am. So you really are making an absolute pratt of yourself you know.

    Read Jon - he's about got it right I think!


    Gervase

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  • Post by Gervase » Sun 12th Feb, 2006 9:45 pm

    At the risk of interrupting what seems to be a classic rally here, could I just put a point for the poor, downtrodden amateur on this forum?
    When I see a thread that starts with a question and which runs through a series of permutations before ending in an answer, I always assume that the answering post is the one that says *link*.
    As a result, I tend to try to read the posts that have *link* in the title, because I thirst for enlightenment.
    Sadly, however, I find that in recent weeks most of the messages which have said *link* in the tail are nothing more or less that adverts for a rather mediocre chemical-based damp-proofing outift, the likes of which I'd hesitate to recommend to someone with a 1980's semi, let alone a period property.
    So could we please stop bunging links on the bottom of posts unless they actually MEAN something?
    As many will testify, I'm an easy-going sort, slow to rile and quick to subside, but when I see an attempt to spam this place with#####ads, I do tend to get cross.
    And, to your credit, the 'contact me' details you give on your website are accurate, so have a care - if I can get cross and even think about the despatch of a strongly-worded missive to 37 Woodhead Road, Holmfirth, just think what crosser folk might do. At least I only keep sheep - there's some here with cows and large slurry tanks!


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