............ He is now qualified to issue home condition reports on the state of a house from chimney stack to drain."
A former Health Service Manager -

Because we all know what great shape the health service is in since it overhauled it's management structure approx 15 years ago!
What's he done? - waited until he's done all the damage he possibly can in NHS and now he's coming to start on property sector.
I'm tired of individuals who read a book, tick a multi guess exam paper, collect a ticket/certificate and think they are an instant expert.
Perhaps he can get a summer job 'til August - there's some great books on the market to send him on his way "lifeguard in a weekend", "The complete community policeman", "Firefighting for beginners" - he could add to his skills base and provide yet another valuable service for the community!
And the bit where we are supposed to feel sympanthy for this guy because he is the father of a 6 year old - Why? - we've all got kids? - he could spend the summer holidays bonding with his son - what a fabulous opportunity.
Chuhhh - some people !