Kitchen porn

[Zebra]

Well done Catherine, it looks lovely. PPUK Christmas party at your place rather than with Mr Zebra I think :lol:

Miss Zebra!

Sorry!

Quite alright. It's often difficult to tell. The stripes are the same.
Sometimes in fact, people do find it difficult to tell. I was in the cupboard under the stairs in a customers house recently, and a mother and small boy were in the kitchen.
The boy said: "Mummy... Is Zebra a boy or a girl?"
Mother, knowing I can hear: "Of course she's a girl, of course she is!"
(Me, giggling silently)
Boy: "But... has she got a willy?"

 

[LadyArowana]

Miss Zebra!

Sorry!

Quite alright. It's often difficult to tell. The stripes are the same.
Sometimes in fact, people do find it difficult to tell. I was in the cupboard under the stairs in a customers house recently, and a mother and small boy were in the kitchen.
The boy said: "Mummy... Is Zebra a boy or a girl?"
Mother, knowing I can hear: "Of course she's a girl, of course she is!"
(Me, giggling silently)
Boy: "But... has she got a willy?"

:lol: Order some of these http://www.justforfun.co.uk/product/wobbly-willies-fruit-flavoured-jelly-sweets/APA29022/ and then next time you will be able to reply "actually I have a whole box of them!" ................. Technology is wonderful isn't it, before the internet it would have taken ages to find rude sweeties, now there's chocolate or candy, anatomically correct or not, choices choices. I wonder if Pippa will be including a section in her party planning book about them?

 

[Penners]

Technology is wonderful isn't it, before the internet it would have taken ages to find rude sweeties

Do we infer that, pre-internet, this was a product group that you frequently sought in vain? :?

 

[Lime]

Quite alright. It's often difficult to tell. The stripes are the same.
Sometimes in fact, people do find it difficult to tell. I was in the cupboard under the stairs in a customers house recently, and a mother and small boy were in the kitchen.
The boy said: "Mummy... Is Zebra a boy or a girl?"
Mother, knowing I can hear: "Of course she's a girl, of course she is!"
(Me, giggling silently)
Boy: "But... has she got a willy?"

Hmmm.
The comment re zebra and got a willy may well have been attributable to viewing certain youtube "productions".

Oh, the innocence of adulthood!

 

[Feltwell]

Do we infer that, pre-internet, this was a product group that you frequently sought in vain? :?

Perhaps today with the internet resources we have available Marianne Faithfull wouldn't have had to buy a Mars Bar.

(I should add that she has always denied that incident ever happened!)

 

[Penners]

What's this? Marianne Faithfull enjoys a Mars Bar?

I wonder what she has against Kit-Kats.

 

[Lime]

Do we infer that, pre-internet, this was a product group that you frequently sought in vain? :?

Perhaps today with the internet resources we have available Marianne Faithfull wouldn't have had to buy a Mars Bar.
(I should add that she has always denied that incident ever happened!)

No, I think she denies she had to buy it.

 

[CatherineB]

We're a Toblerone household, here, although I did keep the builders well stocked with cakes, doughnuts, biscuits, Quality Street, and the odd verbal tirade, in order to ensure we would be done on schedule. No kit kats, though, oddly enough, although I'm sure there's no causal link between that and getting finished. :wink:

If I were doing it all myself, then I don't think my kitchen would look as good as Zebra's. Especially as I am a "leave it until there's enough to justify using the water" (aka lazy) girl when it comes to washing up.

Re the camera - since this is also my phone, calendar, shopping list, and most importantly the children's Angry Birds machine, Penners may have a point! I dropped it in the bird bath this morning, so it's a lot cleaner now.

 

[Feltwell]

What's this? Marianne Faithfull enjoys a Mars Bar?

I wonder what she has against Kit-Kats.

The traditional Kit-Kat I can't see being her thing, but the Kit-Kat Chunky may be a contender. I don't think they were around in the 60's though.

 

[Lime]

I think a Jubbly would have been much more entertaining.

 

[Penners]

Re the camera - since this is also my phone, calendar, shopping list, and most importantly the children's Angry Birds machine, Penners may have a point! I dropped it in the bird bath this morning, so it's a lot cleaner now.

Well, in principle I applaud your effort to clean the lens, Catherine, but we may have to have a chat about your chosen method. :roll:

 

[Me!]

The boy said: "Mummy... Is Zebra a boy or a girl?"
Mother, knowing I can hear: "Of course she's a girl, of course she is!"
(Me, giggling silently)
Boy: "But... has she got a willy?"

There are various comments that could be made about boys only having one willy and girls being able to get as many as they want, .... :shock:

 

[Lime]

There are various comments that could be made about boys only having one willy and girls being able to get as many as they want, .... :shock:

That joke has substantially lost its punch in our enlightened and gay times.

 

[Penners]

There are various comments that could be made about boys only having one willy and girls being able to get as many as they want, .... :shock:

That joke has substantially lost its punch in our enlightened and gay times.

But not its veracity!

 

[middi]

There are various comments that could be made about boys only having one willy and girls being able to get as many as they want, .... :shock:

That joke has substantially lost its punch in our enlightened and gay times.

But not its veracity!

I have not been following this thread closely, but the "punch" was lost when when I originally viewed the thread an totally disappointed that something like the dishwasher was not having it's evil way with the washing machine. :wink: :wink:

Middi